Teen Wolf AU - Office! Verse: In which Derek and Stiles work in the same office.
"Sure. You can thank me later when you don’t get fired for not getting any work done because you chose to come into work with so much residual alcohol in your system that you couldn’t walk straight."
"You know, just for that comment if I feel the need to puke, I’m totally gonna grab your bin to be sick in it."
"Lovely. Now get to work or go home. Why didn’t you call in sick in the first place?"
"…because I wanted to see your stupid face, asshat!"